B: You have two options when you get home tonight. a) nothing, and I mean nothing, will happen, b) you’re mine a soon as you walk through the door.
M: Clearly we need to formulate a special kinky Gatorade that quenches thirst but is slow to release
B: I might have been planning that. I might be wearing gloves so you don’t feel any skin
M: Ha like you haven’t gotten me hard already?